Astrid (Certified Server Maid) astrid@fedi.astrid.tech

pls have a bio, pfp, and a few posts before following

thot leader, CEO of fedi.astrid.tech
your favorite fedi microinfluenza
i use :nixOwOs: btw
very gay for @alia

due to large volume of follow requests I'm very slow to respond, pls be patient

"Astrid always surprises me with her ability to come up with innovative and novel ways to be gay." -- @maddiefuzz@hackers.town
"pwns systems and makes makes them do her bidding" -- @e_er1n@hackers.town
"like, 10 shitposters in a trenchcoat" -- @petterroea@infosec.exchange
"sleeper based timeline contributor" -- @cafkafk@ck.cafkafk.com
"This bitch be like "nya uwu" and gets front page on HN twice. Desperately needs fluffy ears and a tail." -- @epsi@vibewave.space
"unlikely to spontaneously combust" -- @cxberger@boiler.social, who is clearly not an expert on spontaneous combustion
"all the other testimonials included here were bought from fake reviewers as a part of some type of slimey social SEO scheme" -- @violator@mathstodon.xyz

opinions obviously do not reflect those of my employer, what the hell were you thinking???
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