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A system of cats and cat-adjacent entities

This is our personal account, content can be NSFW at times, we make frequent use of content-warnings (please ask us if you need us to tag more posts)
this is our primary account on mastodon, expect to see selfies, general updates, photos of cats we've befriended, bad jokes, """music""", and occasionally talk about brainbads or kink feels/clothingless content 🔞

In your wires eating your IPv4 packets. F. Silvestris.

"Fuck the cynicism
Let the colours fly
Don’t care you think it’s cringe
Because it’s not your life"
-- Vylet Pony

Avatar by @ljames

ideal for comfortable gameplay in relaxed locations.

hey i'm alice

if you try to follow me and i see anticommunist shit when i check your profile i will make fun of you in front of the whole class

"just enough of a snitch to be a little shit about it"
–the one and only tesse

"you apparently just DONT HAVE BONES"
–tristan

"if you were an animal crossing you'd be d.m. slider"
–triz

my wife ❤️ @rachel is the bog queen
❤️ @PhoebeWallerPalladino
❤️ @LaComtesseRouge
❤️ @katarzyna

:nofrance:

:_earth: trees and ferns :fern:
:crt_w_noise: interactive art :gamecube_controller:
🌐 web dev^H^H^H sabotage 💣
:ferris: rust and ruby :_gems:
👩‍🍳 baking and fiction :writing_hand_hmn_g1:
:heart_bi: the cool gay aunt :transper:

they/she, white, ~35 y/o
Always your lofi hip hop radio babe to make out with.

cops dni

boost all dad jokes

Migrating to @vultureculture!

Brown transfemme non-binary poetry chick and accomplished shitposter in her mid-20s. Call me Vulture! 🖤🏳️‍⚧️

Poem writer, plant toucher, great kisser, bird lover. The Pacific Northwest's favorite vulture enjoyer. Transed outside the binary and now I'm unutterably gay. Computers make me cry, but I'm trying to learn how to use them.

Please be nice and have a good vibe ✨

If you're a liberal or a fascist, I will destroy you. 🧨❤️ ACAB means the gay cops too.

Please DM before following! (unless I follow you)

Private alt account for the worse side of me: https://toot.site/@vulturenest

אחד האדמינים.
גר בוייטנאם, עושה יותר מדי ופחות מדי ספורט לסירוגין ואוכל כל מה שזז, והכל פה זז.
מתפרנס מלכתוב קוד, אבל בהליכי הגירה לעולם הפיזי.

can only play linux compatible games (which is most of them)

my only other alt is on skeletons.gay and outerheaven.club

wanna follow me? read my pinned first and please have a bio and pfp

i help mod bungle

🔞 sam, 32, ♈☀️♑🌙♐⏫, sie/hir+they/them, salmacian genderqueer demon and future bigenital androgyne, adhd+autistic, (invisibly) disabled, polyam-curious, eco-anarchist socialist, linux user, romantic satanist, daemonolator #HailGaySatan #NoGodsNoMasters #ACAB

see links for more info, icon art by @saardraws@twitter.com (NSFW)

please ask before :xp:-ing my 🔓 unlisted posts.

Big fan of crosswords and games in general! :)
J’adore les mots croisés et bien d’autres jeux ! :)