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Coder programmer and code coder coder ("communist", sleep disorder, failed philosopher + life ruiner)

:over18: If you are under 18 please stop reading and do not interact with me :over18:

Birb lover and pansexual puffin. I post porn sometimes and am horny most of the time. Following me back is not required!!

Bi/Pan

1/3 of the -ie name cuties club.

I do NOT want a romantic relationship with you. That said, I love to flirt, be affectionate and lewd online with my friends, please interact with my horny/cuddle-bait posts all you like.

PS I'm white
Trans rights

A system of cats and cat-adjacent entities

This is our personal account, content can be NSFW at times, we make frequent use of content-warnings (please ask us if you need us to tag more posts)
this is our primary account on mastodon, expect to see selfies, general updates, photos of cats we've befriended, bad jokes, """music""", and occasionally talk about brainbads or kink feels/clothingless content 🔞

In your wires eating your IPv4 packets. F. Silvestris.

"Fuck the cynicism
Let the colours fly
Don’t care you think it’s cringe
Because it’s not your life"
-- Vylet Pony

Avatar by @ljames

ideal for comfortable gameplay in relaxed locations.

hey i'm alice

if you try to follow me and i see anticommunist shit when i check your profile i will make fun of you in front of the whole class

"just enough of a snitch to be a little shit about it"
–the one and only tesse

"you apparently just DONT HAVE BONES"
–tristan

"if you were an animal crossing you'd be d.m. slider"
–triz

my wife ❤️ @rachel is the bog queen
❤️ @PhoebeWallerPalladino
❤️ @LaComtesseRouge
❤️ @katarzyna

:nofrance:

Professional artist that your dad loves, Hatsune Miku Gamer, Touhou stan and Real-life Catgirl

Autistic

Gaeilge & 日本語

☭ and in full support of any communist movement that stands strong in the face of the USA

I love Deedee & Julia

Minors DNI | Follows otherwise welcome :3

You are legally and morally obligated to boost my selfies on the grounds that I am hot as hell.

Follow my alt if we are mutuals: @lydia

Testimonials from satisfied customers:
"most likely to commit crimes against the british government" ~ Goat Hellsite
"tsundere mastodon poster" ~ Blakely
"if i gave you something for #lydiatestimonials that was even half as bad as the shit you post then the bystander casualties would number in the dozens" ~ Jaina

Damp hardy equid dreaming about unicorns and glitter. I'm British and I'm so fucking sorry please forgive me 🐎

Bemused human bit: white male, abled, gray-ace, straight & cis. Mostly traitor tho 🚲

The name? I was going to make this account repost those old out-of-print #G1MLP comics with transcriptions & stuff, but life and 2020 happened. Still fun though. Perhaps again one day

#nobot
Nothing about, without
Alt texts or no boosts for you
Queer and trans (hello, hatebots!) 👏rights 👏Now

אחד האדמינים.
גר בוייטנאם, עושה יותר מדי ופחות מדי ספורט לסירוגין ואוכל כל מה שזז, והכל פה זז.
מתפרנס מלכתוב קוד, אבל בהליכי הגירה לעולם הפיזי.

Open-source developer
Kryvo: https://github.com/adolby/Kryvo/

demoscener at mercury. I do naughty things to pixels

Big fan of crosswords and games in general! :)
J’adore les mots croisés et bien d’autres jeux ! :)