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:over18: If you are under 18 please stop reading and do not interact with me :over18:

Birb lover and pansexual puffin. I post porn sometimes and am horny most of the time. Following me back is not required!!

Bi/Pan

1/3 of the -ie name cuties club.

I do NOT want a romantic relationship with you. That said, I love to flirt, be affectionate and lewd online with my friends, please interact with my horny/cuddle-bait posts all you like.

PS I'm white
Trans rights

A system of cats and cat-adjacent entities

This is our personal account, content can be NSFW at times, we make frequent use of content-warnings (please ask us if you need us to tag more posts)
this is our primary account on mastodon, expect to see selfies, general updates, photos of cats we've befriended, bad jokes, """music""", and occasionally talk about brainbads or kink feels/clothingless content 🔞

In your wires eating your IPv4 packets. F. Silvestris.

"Fuck the cynicism
Let the colours fly
Don’t care you think it’s cringe
Because it’s not your life"
-- Vylet Pony

Avatar by @ljames

ideal for comfortable gameplay in relaxed locations.

hey i'm alice

if you try to follow me and i see anticommunist shit when i check your profile i will make fun of you in front of the whole class

"just enough of a snitch to be a little shit about it"
–the one and only tesse

"you apparently just DONT HAVE BONES"
–tristan

"if you were an animal crossing you'd be d.m. slider"
–triz

my wife ❤️ @rachel is the bog queen
❤️ @PhoebeWallerPalladino
❤️ @LaComtesseRouge
❤️ @katarzyna

:nofrance:

here to goad my headmates (@flora, @celeste) into making their own masto accounts.

18+ only. extremely kinky. i will randomly post and boost things that are guaranteed give you new fetishes

Java developer by day, Julia developer by night.

Always an amateur philosopher.

Sometimes funny...

Working Dad

Controversial things about me:
Anyone: transhumanist
Right-wing: polyamorous (married), agnostic atheist, left-ish, class consciousness resulting from working class upbringing
Leftist: bougie corporate drone, loyal citizen of the US (although I'm also a serious reformer), former libertarian

I hope you can look past all that though, we people need to stick together.

She/Her - Trans female, programmer, musician (sorta), photography (sorta)

אחד האדמינים.
גר בוייטנאם, עושה יותר מדי ופחות מדי ספורט לסירוגין ואוכל כל מה שזז, והכל פה זז.
מתפרנס מלכתוב קוד, אבל בהליכי הגירה לעולם הפיזי.

Open-source developer
Kryvo: https://github.com/adolby/Kryvo/

demoscener at mercury. I do naughty things to pixels

Big fan of crosswords and games in general! :)
J’adore les mots croisés et bien d’autres jeux ! :)