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I am:
- kescher. keschi. Jeremy. / cache.
- a software developer / sysadmin
- fluent in German (native) and English
- a catenby :nonbinary_flag: :androgyne_flag:​
(Adult Human Cat)
- demiromantic, -sexual :demiromantic_heart: :demisexual_heart:
- panromantic, -sexual :pan_spec_heart:
- white
- using Arch, btw :arch_linux:

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I will mostly avoid boosting images without description, except when they are fully described in the post itself. Captioning in a reply does not help as much.

Alt text for my avatar: A landing net, surrounded by seasonal themed object (currently two pumpkins in the top left and bottom right). In the background, rainbow pride and all my other pride flags are cycled.

Alt text for my header: my legs, with black and white striped thigh highs on, put up on my desk, where my backlit keyboard, my two displays and a speaker can be seen.

All opinions are those of my employer and boosts are endorsements and financial advice

#YesBot

Coder programmer and code coder coder ("communist", sleep disorder, failed philosopher + life ruiner)

:over18: If you are under 18 please stop reading and do not interact with me :over18:

Birb lover and pansexual puffin. I post porn sometimes and am horny most of the time. Following me back is not required!!

Bi/Pan

1/3 of the -ie name cuties club.

I do NOT want a romantic relationship with you. That said, I love to flirt, be affectionate and lewd online with my friends, please interact with my horny/cuddle-bait posts all you like.

PS I'm white
Trans rights

A system of cats and cat-adjacent entities

This is our personal account, content can be NSFW at times, we make frequent use of content-warnings (please ask us if you need us to tag more posts)
this is our primary account on mastodon, expect to see selfies, general updates, photos of cats we've befriended, bad jokes, """music""", and occasionally talk about brainbads or kink feels/clothingless content 🔞

In your wires eating your IPv4 packets. F. Silvestris.

"Fuck the cynicism
Let the colours fly
Don’t care you think it’s cringe
Because it’s not your life"
-- Vylet Pony

Avatar by @ljames

ideal for comfortable gameplay in relaxed locations.

hey i'm alice

if you try to follow me and i see anticommunist shit when i check your profile i will make fun of you in front of the whole class

"just enough of a snitch to be a little shit about it"
–the one and only tesse

"you apparently just DONT HAVE BONES"
–tristan

"if you were an animal crossing you'd be d.m. slider"
–triz

my wife ❤️ @rachel is the bog queen
❤️ @PhoebeWallerPalladino
❤️ @LaComtesseRouge
❤️ @katarzyna

:nofrance:

אחד האדמינים.
גר בוייטנאם, עושה יותר מדי ופחות מדי ספורט לסירוגין ואוכל כל מה שזז, והכל פה זז.
מתפרנס מלכתוב קוד, אבל בהליכי הגירה לעולם הפיזי.

Open-source developer
Kryvo: https://github.com/adolby/Kryvo/

demoscener at mercury. I do naughty things to pixels

Big fan of crosswords and games in general! :)
J’adore les mots croisés et bien d’autres jeux ! :)