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A system of cats and cat-adjacent entities

This is our personal account, content can be NSFW at times, we make frequent use of content-warnings (please ask us if you need us to tag more posts)
this is our primary account on mastodon, expect to see selfies, general updates, photos of cats we've befriended, bad jokes, """music""", and occasionally talk about brainbads or kink feels/clothingless content 🔞

In your wires eating your IPv4 packets. F. Silvestris.

"Fuck the cynicism
Let the colours fly
Don’t care you think it’s cringe
Because it’s not your life"
-- Vylet Pony

Avatar by @ljames

ideal for comfortable gameplay in relaxed locations.

hey i'm alice

if you try to follow me and i see anticommunist shit when i check your profile i will make fun of you in front of the whole class

"just enough of a snitch to be a little shit about it"
–the one and only tesse

"you apparently just DONT HAVE BONES"
–tristan

"if you were an animal crossing you'd be d.m. slider"
–triz

my wife ❤️ @rachel is the bog queen
❤️ @PhoebeWallerPalladino
❤️ @LaComtesseRouge
❤️ @katarzyna

:nofrance:

f̴̪͊e̸̤̍ŕ̴̨a̴̦͊l̵͈̐ caster of spells down the wire
(╬☉д⊙)⊰⊹ฺ
theym
English/日本語

🌟 Mastodon contributor (push notifications, a11y and performance optimizations)

🕸 Web, 🦊 Firefox, 🐧 Linux, 🦀 Rust enthusiast.

🏙️ Copenhagen, Denmark

Switchy leatherman into bad puns, thick boys, and distributed systems. Purveyor of fine jockstrap selfies.

Jim Starkey: "Of interest only to third-rate academics a few papers short of a tenure package."

Reddit: "would never ever ever hire this degenerate holy shit"

Peter Watts: "The most innovative fanfic I've ever read."

BORN TO DIE / WORLD IS A FUCK / Kill Em All 1989 / I am trash man / 410,757,864,530 DEAD CATBOYS

hi! umm, we're the patchwork system, nice to meet you.

36, nb transfem, poly, chaote. quadruple double married to smol blue fox @captainbozo

polymorphically perverse theriomythic alterhuman, down-and-out feral angel, reasonably ancient void dragon, truant student of the invisible college, recovering sysadmin

our system is median and kaleidoscopically layered, and we will often change presentational identities to match some representative aggregate of experienced selves in the form of a mask (mostly limni or ramshackle or sang depending on the aggregate of specific constituents)

we're functionally pan & nb, but expression and identity varies between system members:
🦁 limni: genderqueer, pan, ey/em/eirs
🐐 ramshackle: agender, demi, they/them or it/its
🐉 sang: dragon/divinity, gray-ace, she/her

we will probably post a lot about computers, music, and magick. also our own feelings but we'll try to meter that a bit. may be occasionally nsfw

❗please DM us before sending a follow req, and have some degree of interaction history with us. unsolicited reqs without a DM or interaction history will be immediately denied. an exception: follow-backs are almost always approved, and do not require a DM or history❗

this account is 18+: minors, do not interact. no exceptions.

♥ famjam on the fedi: marvelous meta @JellyTBeagle, @PrinceAmWoofDog is best pup

walking the poison path

incoherence is praxis

אחד האדמינים.
גר בוייטנאם, עושה יותר מדי ופחות מדי ספורט לסירוגין ואוכל כל מה שזז, והכל פה זז.
מתפרנס מלכתוב קוד, אבל בהליכי הגירה לעולם הפיזי.

Twitter refugee. Just checking things out.

Software Person 🇨🇦