goto: blackle suricrasia@lethargic.talkative.fish

:over18: If you are under 18 please stop reading and do not interact with me :over18:

Birb lover and pansexual puffin. I post porn sometimes and am horny most of the time. Following me back is not required!!

Bi/Pan

1/3 of the -ie name cuties club.

I do NOT want a romantic relationship with you. That said, I love to flirt, be affectionate and lewd online with my friends, please interact with my horny/cuddle-bait posts all you like.

PS I'm white
Trans rights

A system of cats and cat-adjacent entities

This is our personal account, content can be NSFW at times, we make frequent use of content-warnings (please ask us if you need us to tag more posts)
this is our primary account on mastodon, expect to see selfies, general updates, photos of cats we've befriended, bad jokes, """music""", and occasionally talk about brainbads or kink feels/clothingless content 🔞

In your wires eating your IPv4 packets. F. Silvestris.

"Fuck the cynicism
Let the colours fly
Don’t care you think it’s cringe
Because it’s not your life"
-- Vylet Pony

Avatar by @ljames

ideal for comfortable gameplay in relaxed locations.

hey i'm alice

if you try to follow me and i see anticommunist shit when i check your profile i will make fun of you in front of the whole class

"just enough of a snitch to be a little shit about it"
–the one and only tesse

"you apparently just DONT HAVE BONES"
–tristan

"if you were an animal crossing you'd be d.m. slider"
–triz

my wife ❤️ @rachel is the bog queen
❤️ @PhoebeWallerPalladino
❤️ @LaComtesseRouge
❤️ @katarzyna

:nofrance:

Demoscener, beer enthusiast & IT consultant.

Software Person 🇨🇦

she/her | iris/irismi/irisxerno

A photographer displaced through time. Logging their travels.

website: <temporally locked>

she/they

Head of the Austin Startup Society
https://ass.business

hello i'm laktozo (they/them). i'm a 35 year old non binary thingymajig from the uk

i'm a self taught artist and programmer, though i'm far more experienced in the latter.

this instance is mostly here for me to mess around with gotosocial so i don't know if i'll be around much. feel free to put in a follow request - this account is only locked so i can weed out bots

Internet user and axolotl appreciator
Do not interact: Conservatives, American Libertarians, Fans of Modern-Day China's Government, bigots of
any sort
if i ever make a request for phisical affection you can be sure that i mean it platonically. eg cuddleing as shorthand for platonic cuddling.