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Your favorite stinker, now on goblin.camp! This is my alt. My main is https://jorts.horse/@breakfastgolem

Many people are saying things about me:

"im going to throw you into the sea" - Jacie
"cram it, square!" - Louisa
"I don't know why we put up with him" - ecsaln

Header by @starwall

see you nutmeats in hell

I like cake. I'm an East (San Francisco) Bay, California, USA human. Married, cis, old, white.

Quintessential queer software engineer™ at #Wikimedia, making the #Wikipedia go brrrrr ✨🏳️‍⚧️🦊

M3PVM (very rarely on the air)

AS203024 (no, I don't understand #BGP)

My opinions are my own — trust me, no one else wanted them.

First the body. No. First the place. No. First both. Now either. Now the other. Sick of the either try the other. Sick of it back sick of the either. So on. Somehow on. Till sick of both. Throw up and go. Where neither. Till sick of there. Throw up and back. The body again. Where none. The place again. Where none. Try again. Fail again. Better again. Or better worse. Fail worse again. Still worse again. Till sick for good. Throw up for good. Go for good. Where neither for good. Good and all.

i transed so hard i looped around and came out the other side

this is my alt. cool kids only

i do hate type theory

Living 20 minutes into the future. Eccentric weirdo. Virtual Adept. Time traveler. Burnout. Thelemite. Technomage. Hacker on main. APT 3319. BOFH. Not human. 30% software and implants. H+ - 0.4 on the Berram-7 scale. Furry adjacent. Pan/poly. Cyberpunk. Making the Net /<-r4d again. Sburb speedrunner. XKCD 705. Vax'd x4. Fuck cancer. Lil alurl velve zhah lil velkyn uss. Magneto was right.

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(Avatar by Avery Liell-Kok.)

Avid reader; don't say much. Will only boost pix with captions and eye contact with cw's because #accessibility

:18only:

:mori: :skona:

smol goth batmin
nitecrew theytriarch

nikkei + indigenous
(pomo & konkow maidu)

queer as fuck, old as hell
too tired to take any shit

legendary shitposter
pillar of the fediverse
professional illustrator

commissions: OPEN

:nonbinary: :ag: :heart_aro: :heart_pan: [ they / it ]

https://en.pronouns.page/@extinct

~ sun ♍ moon ♏ asc ♋ ~

more :commie: than you

i typo regularly and don't often correct it

redroom and knzk forever

#nightcrew #mastoart #indigenous

Beobachtende Person, kein Bot, eigentlich sehr freundlich

lesbian, trans, non-binary woman, she / her, white

backend engineer, #gotosocial dev, hacker

write mostly Go and sh. honorable mentions: Rust, PHP, Python

my code is mid, my posts are mid, my life is mid

somewhere between an anarchist and a communist

the only valid intolerance, is intolerance of intolerance. and milk

i love my (stinky) wife @goat

git: https://codeberg.org/gruf

moved over from @smaecks. switched to catcatnya, because meow. :3c

24 year old pan enby involved in MLM (things with Macs, Linux and Mainframes)

music video connaisseur.

switched off birdsite, metasite and discord within one year, metal health has been recovering ever since then...

i'm strongly sided against crypto, nfts and any other "web3" nonsense. if you and/or your profile has something to do with that please refrain from interacting with me. when you interact anyway i will kindly block your account.

feel free to request follow, but do keep in mind that i won't accept your follow request when your account is empty, has no bio or profile picture. i'm really not up to guessing who i am dealing with. if in doubt you're a fed, so i decline your request.