hans von stuttgart tobi@goblin.technology

they/them
"psychosomatic, addict, insane." :verifiedCannabis:
a femme enby who likes to spread love and good vibes! :blobCatHeart:​

emulation ≠ piracy :aCacoOrbBlaBla:​

:heartSparkleEnby:​:heartPan:​
26, neurodivergent
in a relationship c:

header by @batbunlore :blobPikaAww:​

Steam friend code: 104356580 (if you want to add me, DM me your Steam name first, please!)

may post or boost NSFW/depressing stuff, always will be CW'd

:aIconOfSinCube:​ bio under construction, so sorry, my deepest apologies :aIconOfSinCube:​

"psychosomatic, addict, insane."
a femme enby who likes to spread love and good vibes! :blob_cat_heart:​

emulation ≠ piracy  

:heart_nonbinary:​ :heart_pansexual:​
26, neurodivergent
in a relationship c:

pfp is Poppy holding a green Monster Energy
header by @batbunlore :blob_aww:​

#Steam friend code: 104356580 (if you add me, DM me your name)
#AntiFascist #Music #Gaming #RhythmGames #Speedrunning #GlitchHunter #Oddworld #RetroDoom #Hades #Hearthstone #Pokemon

opt-out is not consent.

Do not just send a follow request! Please, first read the whole thread of the pinned introduction post and send a message indicating this: https://mastodon.vierkantor.com/@Vierkantor/109267816559475061

drs. & /'ɑ.nə/ & (intuitionistic) maths / programming / languages & grammatical gender: neuter rational nonhuman animate (or best offer) & tra(i)ns, crows and sheep & as seen in children's magazine & UTC+00:00 unless mentioned otherwise & may act in ways that are difficult to explain to kids & not in any capacity professional

If you are a student at the VU Amsterdam or otherwise likely to take one of my classes, please wait until you graduate to follow me.

"acceptably deranged" — @aeonofdiscord
"terrifying, thank you" — @AgathaSorceress
"you're one of the most dutch sounding people I know" — @streetlite
"why would you do this to me anne" — @trickster
"my brain is making dial up noises, you broke me" — @isa

this is my "for close mutuals-only" account

if I don't accept your follow request don't take it personally, just move on

European 🇪🇺, queer 🏳️‍🌈 demi-guy, he/they. I prefer speaking English 🇬🇧 online and I spell colour with a 'u'. Dutch 🇳🇱, Greek 🇬🇷, French 🇫🇷, or Swedish 🇸🇪 will work too.



I do tech capitalism by day ☀️ because there's bills to pay. I try to ensure my employer doesn't do anything evil. I do open-sourcery ⚗️ by night 🌙 as a Pion maintainer and contributor to whatever I deem valuable.



Anyone debating another human being's right to live a happy, healthy, worry-free and fulfilling life is on the wrong side of history and isn't welcome here 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇺🇳.

The Black Terror

https://terror.black

Please direct all admin, and meta related inquiries to my admin account

Ask me about my username *giggles*

30s | ΘΔ/therian ¦ trans | non-binary | ace | they/she/fae | stuck on terf island (NW)

Feel free to like/boost/follow, though if you've got an empty profile or seem aggressively cishet you will likely not make the cut 🥲

Minors do not interact please!

Catch my sfw account @ShiftingCanid!
Also my other stuff at
https://linktr.ee/shiftingentity

Friendly nobody, recovering organiser, and aspiring speed-cube enthusiast.

I'm a Secular Jew here to learn from other people and exchange pictures of plants and food. The fastest way to make me like you is to recommend me a cool article or book about something you care about. I am a socialist. Don't follow if that bothers you.

Trans non binary, enjoying life.

Ace, very likely autistic diagnosis still in progress.

Part synthetic

I talk about life, the universe and the rest, my political opinions, with CW, anything that comes to my mind. And boost bird pictures.

test dev

If your account is empty, I won't accept follow requests, but if you've got a introduction and are clearly queer or seems like an ally I'm very likely to accept so don't fear following

transmasc nb. autistic. bassist. likes 60s/70s/80s rock, funk, jazz, blues, muzak. also into Indian films, gardening, frogs, cats, birds, baking, groovin'. Mid mod fix-it being.

Banner photo: rows of flushed face emojis on yellow background

Trans non binary, enjoying life.

Ace, very likely autistic diagnosis still in progress.

Part synthetic

I talk about life, the universe and the rest, my political opinions, with CW, anything that comes to my mind. And boost bird pictures.

dev at Logitech

If your account is empty, I won't accept follow requests, but if you've got a introduction and are clearly queer or seems like an ally I'm very likely to accept so don't fear following

hi im spigot hellsite

i post a lot but when i do it's pure nonsense

read the bio fields above or don't idfc

fill out your profile before sending a FR

yes i post nudes be cool about it

*****

here's some testimonials:

"you are destined for hell bestie" --@lydia

"top 10 asses of all time"
--@thatchers_piss_slut

"well out of ordah m8"
--@finn

"powerful and brave"
--@sugar

"this bitch is2g"
--@Mainebot

"we need a word for when you see cursed posts, it makes you sigh like a disappointed uncle at the bbq, and then laugh cause it's a catastrophe and amusing"
--@Cyborgneticz

"spigot is hands down one of the best posters on this webbed site machine.", "Terrible? Often. Confusing? Nearly always. A blessing to the TL? Absolutely"
--@doot

"ohhhh this is bad. no boost no fav"
--@Aleums

"you gotta hand it to spigot hellsite, no one else is making these posts"
--@parenthetical

"Your posts cause me pain."
--@breakfastgolem

*****

crossposters and scrapers dni and also jump off a cliff
minors dni