hans von stuttgart tobi@goblin.technology

Research area: psycholinguistics
Content: jokes, gaming, science, politics, & rights; posts are mine and not my employer's
L1: American English (~Philly)

I'm more likely to approve follow requests/follow back if you have info about yourself in your bio, and maybe some posts.

Other info: Mid 30s, happily coupled. Demisexual and agender. Please don't slide into my DMs. Boosts of my posts are ok unless otherwise specified.

Proud parent to two incredible little girls. I design and build company databases, interfaces and websites. #golang, #php, #nodejs, #html, #javascript, #css and #MySQL. 🥑 :laravel:

:tranarchy: tranarchy.fish/~autumn/
manick pixie dickgirl
completely fucking insane

~~adjectives~~
big! tall! sized!
vicious! ungulate!
hot! sexy! sterile!
suspicious! feral!

~~reviews~~
"very rude" -- my grandmother

"she's so tall, how is she so tall, she's 6ft3, she's the tallest woman we've ever met" -- some young folks

Account is locked but I generally accept follow requests assuming we’ve interacted or your profile isn’t empty.

“You're basically what would happen if D&D was a hot babe” - @juliana

Avatar description: a headless form wears a black oversized sweatshirt with pink satanic imagery on it where a head would be there is a smattering of eyes in the bottom corner a lollipop with a mouth smiles behind this the words “I’m sorry” are repeated over a trans flag

I'm writing things, and you're reading them
#nobot
They/he

hi it's nart your fav e-nby (emo enby) in goblin mode 💜

call me sina or nart | 27 | genderfluid enby | from germany | disaster :bisexual_flag: | plant daddy | dog mom | actually a fairy on a mushroom
🍄🌈✌

a 🐺dog🐺 trapped between a bunch of computers. maintenance demon of octodon & fedi.monster. i dont like this
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anarchist & communist, very much & violently so;
dm are open; 26 & cant let minors in here; white & anti-white;
this is a personal account not some public facade: expect (lack of)mental health, sex, drugs, death, disability stuff, trans stuff, horsefucking, etc.
please do not follow solely for instance admin stuff.
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probably more afraid of you than you are of her. bites but it's affectionate

:bisexual_flag: :nonbinary_flag: :lesbian_flag: :polyamory: :neurodiversity: :anarchist_flag: :anartrans_symbol:
https://www.patreon.com/CobaltVelvet https://liberapay.com/CobaltVelvet/

She/her
Possibly disappearing from social media for a bit.

Feel free to follow even if we haven't talked.

Profile picture: Still from Our Flag Means Death showing Lucius, with a caption saying "I wasn't being sarcastic that's just how I talk".

Header: Still from the 90s Moomins series, Moomin looking up at Snufkin who is sat on a bridge.

this is my photos alt.
main: @mousebot

poetry, writing, dmt, desertion, trash, black metal, translation, hegel, language, autonomia....

https://anarchive.mooo.com
IG: https://bibliogram.snopyta.org/u/martianhiatus

Sporadic gobin yipping into the fedivoid

Main: @mysteriarch

fake gamer | sporadic shitposter | pro-ship | BLM | head of the antifa PR department | 🚩 🏴

i post/boost amusing things, cute animals, and politics. i try to give image descriptions for my own posts, but not everything i boost will have them. i don't always remember to tag things, so follow at your own risk.