hans von stuttgart tobi@goblin.technology

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It's me tobi aka @dumpsterqueer

Aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque :opossum_yell_:

I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans :skull_smoking_:

I'm in my mid/late 30's and I'm tired. My pronouns are they/them but it's not terribly important.

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Loki~ 2, Glitch Arc @loki@goto.hellsite.site

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SYSTEM INFO

Hey there. You all know me, You all love me~
In case you don't though I'm Loki~! The tilde ("~" <- this guy!) is important!

I'm your local neigh-baah-hood non-binary sheep! I make coffee and sometimes I get off my stinky butt and do something productive! Like Painting models or being gay as fuck.

If you asterisk at me without asking you will learn what rapid decompression feels like.

This space is going to be arbitrarily nsfw so minors, kindly, fuck off. That goes for chasers and bots too. Not welcome here. Away with you, HARLOTS!

Josie But Evil @josie_evil_version@goto.hellsite.site

WILL use violence

only the most sinister pronouns

main: @josie

kimmothy siddon @kim@goto.hellsite.site

alt of @kim
(that's where you can find my actual bio)
resident https://goto.hellsite.site admin

goat @goat@goto.hellsite.site

Admin of goto.hellsite.site

Instance Necromancer, Scourge of The Fediverse and World Leading Expert in the Field of Keysmashing Sciences

Artificer of Wretched Things

Communism will Win!

love my wife @kim

!גענעם פּלאַץ אויף אייביק

Diese Ellie @SehrLesbisch@chaos.social

Vor Gebrauch schütteln | Shake before use

Davey @davey@demiboy.gay

little goblin guy, average ubuntu enjoyer

glasses on avatar cycle and are by
@lichwitch@jade.moe &
@cyberpunkboytoy &
@JuneMoon !

Shonalika @shonalika@deadinsi.de

they/them

hey it's me the one who yells at people on youtube and also likes wholesome interactions with lovely queers and queer-adjacents on mastodon hi

making music with @powderpaint

follow reqs welcome (have some stuff in your bio)

Alien Alarms @alienalarms@social.gravitons.org

Found and generated sounds and words, field recordings, synths, samples. Music for the head, feet and heart.

bandcamp
SoundCloud
Twitter
Instagram
Facebook

#music #electronica #glitch #breakbeat #hiphop #dubstep #jungle #dnb #funk #dub #idm #braindance

Duncan @balrogboogie@mastodon.art

40 / Michigan, USA

I'm here to chew bubble gum and post nonsense, and I'm all out of bubble gum

Danny :v_trans: Collab w/ River Gray 8/2! @Danny@freaky.cafe

Ya boy Danny Redwoods, now on a brand new instance!
Kink, fetish, nudity, goofy shit, and feelings

kris @kris@todon.eu

Oliphantom Menace @oliphant@oliphant.social

Running oliphant.social out of my closet.

I do a lot of #MastoAdmin stuff. I publish a long server blocklist and don't like nazis.

A techie, trying not to be a techbro. I have been building the web for 25 years.

I have a #dog and feed #squirrels. #Vegan for the animals and environment.

I set my post default to Unlisted instead of Public and you probably should, too.

He/Him

"You seem to have mastered the art of being controversial without being wilfully offensive."
-- Probably Paul