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Mixed-race, fat, pan, poly, trans, heavy left/socialist leanings. She/her. 50. Neuro atypical (anxiety/depression). Laid-back musician, gamer, and cat fanatic.

Hello. I do my best to be kind. Occasionally techy, usually nonsense, sometimes bookish, always old. I intensely dislike the term s—posting. Sorry for the typos. Usually fave people who say they worked out or got vaccinated cause that’s inherently excellent.

I approve most follow requests so long as you don’t look like a bot or a hate monger and have a profile, but please interact first.

#books #computers #stuff #love #guitar #running #blacklivesmatter #blork #nobot #norobot

excuse me, what does god need with a starship

your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working)

I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

small mammal
34, she/her, chicago

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previously known as @prehensile

A perennial optimist! Passionate about information security, open source software, and petting every animal I come across. System Engineer working for Oracle Health (views are my own).

Many people are saying big things about me:

"im going to throw you into the sea" - Jacie
"cram it, square!" - Louisa
"I don't know why we put up with him" - ecsaln

Header by @starwall

see you nutmeats in hell

alt account

ACAB
Discordian
Worship chaos, or don't (it's all the same)

A guy who looks a bit like Bob Dylan.
Knows two words in Dutch (Hij/Hem)
Into music, video games, and maps and stuff

Profile Pic: black and white of a young Bob Dylan