ryan wolf ryan@hates.company

A perennial optimist! Passionate about information security, open source software, and petting every animal I come across. System Engineer working for Oracle Health (views are my own).

Many people are saying big things about me:

"im going to throw you into the sea" - Jacie
"cram it, square!" - Louisa
"I don't know why we put up with him" - ecsaln

Header by @starwall

see you nutmeats in hell

alt account

ACAB
Discordian
Worship chaos, or don't (it's all the same)

A guy who looks a bit like Bob Dylan.
Knows two words in Dutch (Hij/Hem)
Into music, video games, and maps and stuff

Profile Pic: black and white of a young Bob Dylan

ambivert, explainer, lover of words and well-told stories, aspiring space traveler

cis-het-white-father in a queer marriage

co-facilitator of Wholehearted Masculine Men's Group: https://wholeheartedmasculine.org/mens-groups/

I accept most follow requests, but it helps if you have:
- filled out your bio, incl. pronouns
- posted at least once
- revealed something about your relationship to marginalized communities
- interacted with me at all (a single fave tells me something about you)
- 🤖🚫

Very much just saying things, really.


All my Mastodon posts …. oh, OK then (but we’re discussing this terminology at some point), ‘toots’: https://justmytoots.com/@gogs@mas.to

Recovering doomscroller. Unrepentant online socialist. Headline reader. Book wishlister. I do software for money. I do other things for fun. Wises to destroy the canon.

Please watch the pinned video before following.

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*Actual* patriotism. "Weirdo Lib". Overflowing with ennui. Aspiring wordsmith. Admin of misfittoys.social #ADHD #Antifa #Cannabis #CatsofMastodon #Compersion #DisposablePerson #DogsofMastodon #Empathy #Equality #ExecutiveDisfunction #Humanist #LGBTQ+ #LiberalAF #MentalIllness #MutualAid #Progressive #Puns #Resist #UBI #Vaccinated #VoteBlue

i’m cool

NOLA; Tulane ‘80; CGSC; SAMS; retired Navy CAPT; (USS KITTY HAWK, USS JOHN YOUNG, USS SAN JACINTO, USS STOUT, USCINCPAC, CDS-28, USS PETERSON, PEB, INSURV); retired director of Test & Trials, Huntington-Ingalls Industries. “I know what it means.” “Send lawyers, guns, and money.” All I want from tomorrow is to get it better than today.” “The dude abides.” Woke. AntiFa. Mastonaut. Deep State Operative with Post-apocalypse Warlord Potential. ACAB. We don’t drink from the skulls of our enemies enough. Mastodon since Nov ‘22. I’m probably listening to The Grateful Dead, The Radiators, or jazz.

ME/cfs - haver.
She/her, they/ them
Aspiring white race traitor.
Bisexual.
Fat.
Dyspraxic/general crip, & Hard of Hearing/deaf.
Live in NW England.

Sweary AF, especially to TERFs/SWERFs.
Made of partially reconstituted filth, space dust & ink. Queerer the older I get. Follow requests welcome.